March 2009
1 post
February 2009
1 post
WatchNerdy, yes, but awesome none-the-less.
January 2009
1 post
On Change and Monkeys...
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs underneath it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After awhile, another monkey makes the attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with...
December 2008
2 posts
“Obama has an elitist fascist mentality with socialistic communist ideals.”
– Overheard from some kids at Cal Poly. Also why I have no faith in the college system.
I got a B on my midterm for the class I’ve been to about 4 times this quarter. Sick.
November 2008
6 posts
Drunk Shumit Is Awesome
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Tonight is the night my brain has finally died. RIP.
To cause to be unable to think with clarity or act with intelligence or understanding; throw off.
2*106
October 2008
6 posts
I'm Taking Over
Whoops....
Me: Hi there. So forgive me if I just forgot, but how do I know you?
Lady: um we went to hermosa together for like the longest time growing up.
My professor just did about 5 or 10 minutes worth of examples about Football in this Computer Science class…. I think I was the only one who understood.
Seriously contemplating Masters
September 2008
4 posts
“I’m askin’, which one will kill me faster?
Is it that drive-by, or...”
Maybe bold will trump bored!
This may be the most depressing football season yet….and it’s only week 1.
August 2008
5 posts
I guess it’s too much to assume that people can figure out the difference between a file on the desktop and a file in a folder…
“The problem with perspective is that it’s bidirectional.”
– http://xkcd.com/230/
July 2008
18 posts
“The possession of anything begins in the mind”
– Bruce Lee
I suppose it’s now the time to prove all of those “you kids can’t start up anything profitable” people wrong.
“The question is do you want to play Russian roulette with your brain…I...”
– Devra Lee Davis, director of the University of Utah’s center for environmental oncology. The things people worry about these days; with millions of cell phones you’d think something would have gone down by now, healthwise…
“Well maybe if you just don’t talk then I won’t misunderstand you.”
– Nick, master conversationalist (via revrb) In my defense, Jay was being a dumb slut…
“Scratch any cynic and you’ll find a disappointed idealist.”
– George Carlin (via revrb)
The begining of the end...
Andrew and I are finally starting to move out of the Crunk Bunk, it’ll be an interesting lifestyle change that I’m looking forward to. ps…. stamps taste gross…
I suppose my confidence is easily shaken...
… but atleast if I made a bad read then so did pretty much anyone I’ve talked to.
and the cycle continues
Clarity
I went up to Seattle with all intentions of clearing my head and just worrying about what was in Seattle. That worked for all of 6 hours i think, but in the end I still think I got the clarity I was hoping for. I haven’t really figure out exactly what I want yet, but I think I’m on the right track. I’m starting to realize that the opportunities for me have always been there,...
“She’s so hot she’s making me sexist….. bitch…”
Off to Seattle tomorrow until Sunday. Should be interesting, although I must admit I’ll miss my homies here. Hopefully I’ll get some clarity being away from it all for a bit as it seems I’ve been drug in far too much recently.
June 2008
6 posts
stems + monster + whiskey + 2 hours of sleep in 48 hours + final in an hour = WOOOOH
“Did you hear we’re having a party tonight? We haven’t actually told...”
– Andrew when called by Allison at 3pm. Our planning abilities are horrible.
Last night escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
“If I were the keys, then where would I be?”