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Google News has the best pictures related to their stories.

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 14:35:06 -0800

Google News has the best pictures related to their stories.

Nerdy, yes, but awesome none-the-less.

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:08:00 -0800

Nerdy, yes, but awesome none-the-less.

On Change and Monkeys...

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:18:46 -0800

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs underneath it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After awhile, another monkey makes the attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace that monkey with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and another attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another one of the original monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. the previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth.

Everytime the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they are not permitted to climb the stairs or why or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. After replacing all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.

Why not?

Because as far as they know, that’s the way it’s always been done around here.

"Obama has an elitist fascist mentality with socialistic communist ideals."

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:04:57 -0800

“Obama has an elitist fascist mentality with socialistic communist ideals.”

- Overheard from some kids at Cal Poly. Also why I have no faith in the college system.

I got a B on my midterm for the class I’ve been to about 4 times this quarter. Sick.

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:10:00 -0800

I got a B on my midterm for the class I’ve been to about 4 times this quarter. Sick.

Drunk Shumit Is Awesome

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:55:11 -0800

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Wow

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:13:57 -0800

Wow

Holy Shit

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:43:02 -0800

Holy Shit

Tonight is the night my brain has finally died. RIP.

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:16:11 -0800

Tonight is the night my brain has finally died. RIP.

To cause to be unable to think with clarity or act with intelligence or understanding; throw off.

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:20:47 -0800

To cause to be unable to think with clarity or act with intelligence or understanding; throw off.

2*106

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 10:46:00 -0800

2*10⁶

I'm Taking Over

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:48:04 -0700

Whoops....

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:43:27 -0700

Me: Hi there. So forgive me if I just forgot, but how do I know you?
Lady: um we went to hermosa together for like the longest time growing up.

Photo

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:22:29 -0700

This struck me as marginally relevant for the last few weeks.

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 20:18:13 -0700

This struck me as marginally relevant for the last few weeks.

My professor just did about 5 or 10 minutes worth of examples about Football in this Computer...

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:09:31 -0700

My professor just did about 5 or 10 minutes worth of examples about Football in this Computer Science class…. I think I was the only one who understood.

Seriously contemplating Masters

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:54:00 -0700

Seriously contemplating Masters

"I’m askin’, which one will kill me faster? Is it that drive-by, or the cigarette..."

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:50:32 -0700

“I’m askin’, which one will kill me faster?
Is it that drive-by, or the cigarette causin’ cancer?
God made a promise that we all gon’ die
Along the ride nigga might as well ball and get high”

Maybe bold will trump bored!

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:29:18 -0700

Maybe bold will trump bored!

This may be the most depressing football season yet….and it’s only week 1.

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:44:19 -0700

This may be the most depressing football season yet….and it’s only week 1.